Hey.

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

cravings:

"go outside"

"ok"

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unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

drinkandthedevil:

OH MY GOD 

drinkandthedevil:

OH MY GOD 

stunningpicture:

My brother shot a wedding this weekend, they had some unexpected guests.

stunningpicture:

My brother shot a wedding this weekend, they had some unexpected guests.

sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

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